that's impossible. polar bears are all like, "Argghhhh!" *ripping your face off*. they're ferocious. they don't cuddle. sorry.
 

Yah, I'm with Jen. I just saw "Polar Bear in sheets" and no "Bloody mess" or "face ripped off", or for that matter, any "molested senses", and I switched off. But, out of curiosity...The polar bear you image in the sheets...it speaks, doesn't it?

I knew it!

Post Script: Am I the only one who plays MadGabs with the Word Verification
 

Hey, at least she used the word "feast" two verses later.

I figured the cuddly widdle poopsikins was just all tuckered out after a long day of face-ripping.

P.S. I named a character after a CAPTCHA I got the other day. I am collecting such data from my environment without proper filters almost as though... as though I'm a robot....
 

Note: the use of the creature "polar bear" was used in an indirect metaphor in which a specific entity or emotion is characterized to be creeping, an activity where one is required to act slyly, unusually, and undetected. Polar bears indeed are most commonly found ripping off faces, making bloody messes, clanging pieces of gold armour and talking, yes, talking. However I am asking the audience here to imagine the opposite, that which occurs after a long day of fighting, when no one is watching, and the bear slips into his alternative ego. I give you bear in sheets.

As A side note, my word verification is "Darfur" today...somehow that one slipped between the cracks.
 

So we've all learned something today then...

...Kara agrees that Polar Bears would talk.
 

Yeah, they'll talk your head off.
 

don't be ridiculous you guys. polar bears can't talk. that's not something animals do, no matter how ferocious they are.
 

I've heard that, in factum, it is NOT ridiculous to assume that they would talk your head off - only if you assume they would do that PRIOR to removing your face violently. See what I'm saying?
 

oh my god, i bet you're right. polar bears are so powerful, they must be able to talk, humans just don't know they can because we're always dead before we can get to know the polar bears or try to have a conversation with them.....just imagine what they might say if we could communicate....
*loses self in glorious but horrifyingly violent thoughts*
 

Consider this:

If polar bear were to ever wear pants, one wouldn't refer to the individual article of clothing as a "pair of jeans" (or armor-grade steel, whatever), as if that wasn't ridiculous enough already.

You'd have to call it a quartet of pants.

This is due in part to the Too Many Leg Effect as has been documented by Ryan & Ryan et al.